chuck norris facts
ich glaube, jeder wusste, dass CHUCK NORRIS sowas ähnliches wie ein gott ist und hier stehen die beweise: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS ...
ein paar der wichtigsten:
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- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
-Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
-If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
-Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
- Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
- Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
ein paar der wichtigsten:
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- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
-Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
-If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
-Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
- Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
- Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
posted by sollemann at 10:28
2 Comments:
ob chuck norris eine moderne inkarnation der weichen, klatschianischen, Menschenfressenden NUDL ist? oder der NUDL des Zornes?
eigentlich logisch, wäre logisch eine möglichkeit der schlussfolgerung die im entfernten der wahrheit entspräche - was nicht der fall ist, aber dennoch.
CHUCK NORRIS IST DIE NUDL DES ZORNES (mindestens dienstags)
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